{that sneaky little leprechaun}

The conversation went a little like this:

EG: "Um, why is our milk green? Is it rotten?"

Mom: "What do you mean, your milk is green?"

EA: "Whoa! Green milk is awesome! Does it still taste like milk?"

Mom: "I don't know. You'll have to try it and see."

EG: "I'm not too sure about this."

EA: "I love it?"

EG: "So really, why is our milk green?"

Mom: "Well today is St. Patrick's Day. Maybe a little leprechaun snuck in and turned your milk green."

EA: "That sneaky little leprechaun."